Praise Trump for busting open
the doors of opportunity for more
inexperienced celebrities to run
for president. Sanitation engineers
throw their soiled gauntlet down
beneath the banner, “Taking out
the trash.” Gardeners claim only they
can make the economy grow. Serial killers
promise to dramatically slash spending.
Billboard workers tout their skill
with producing clear signs. Hunters
assure voters the buck stops here.
Navvies can run a tight ship of state.
Teachers can go back to the drawing board
until they have a solution. Magicians
make elephants in the room disappear.
Couriers know how to get there within
half an hour or your money back.
Pizza delivery guys keep the economy
piping hot. Farmers will hoe the hard
row and only count fully hatched plans.
Businessmen and lawyers can take
a long rest while the unqualified
assimilate the to-dos of governing.
Cartographers will map out their dreams
while artists draw new lines in the sand.